cruntch

The combination of the words crazy, cunt and bitch. This word is used to describe a girl or woman who has a paranoid, psycho, schizo or bipolar personality (or personalities) combined with vicious, vulgar or abusive tendencies. Most of us know a friend or family member who is dating or living with one.

R: “She gives me the creeps. I never know if she’s going to be nasty or nice.”
J: “Most of the time, she’s a real cruntch!”

by Politic Ric May 26, 2010

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Biddy Crutches

1. the use of one or two females (a.k.a. biddys) to support ones self at a part or outing when one is either incapable of supporting himself from intoxication or has a broken ankle, foot, or leg.

Person 1: Man, you have a broken ankle. How are you gunna get around at the party?

Person 2: I'll be fine. I'll just grab some biddy crutches.

by E Pops January 30, 2009

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Crunchatize Me Captain

The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.

"Derek, crunchatize me captain!"

"Last night I got crunchatized by the captain!"

by Evana, J-dawg, Casper, Grimmer September 30, 2011

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crunchity

In the form of being extremely crunchy. NOT the normal cruch that u may expect, e.g. Cruch Bar, but these are more a more intense firmer cruch, with a smack to the teeth. We're talking serious munchy crunch!

Butter Finger Crunch Bar contains "crunchity" bits

by SethAmphetamine April 16, 2005

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