cold one

A cold one. It's a cold beer (Or the "Kid's cold one" Which is a soft drink).

The oneitude it directly equal to the colditude. So the colder it is, the more of a one it is. And you don't want to be left with a warm none.

The Coach Z:"Where was your hat, Homestar?"
Homestar:"Between the milk and the cold ones"

by Psy January 5, 2005

cold sore

The polite word people use when they try and tell someone that they have Herpes

"I was wiping my ass the other day and I found a cold sore right in the crack"

by Jersey January 29, 2003

cold beverage

A cold, alchoholic beverage(i.e. beer).

I'm gonna have me some cold beverages tonight!

by N3cr0n0mIV October 18, 2003

cold as hell syndrome

what many are currently suffering from in minnesota.

sufferers of cold as hell syndrome: jill gonzalez....nicole is jealous by the way

by j.gon January 13, 2009

Cold Soldier

(noun)The half-erection one gets when it is cold or when experiencing erectile dysfunction. Resembling a slumped, freezing soldier hiding in a trench.

"All day she gave me the cold shoulder. But later on, she started warming up to me. However, all I could give her was the cold soldier."

by Alco4real December 1, 2009

Cold Shit

When you are on the toilet but the toilet seat is colder than your butt.

"Dude i was taking a cold shit and I couldn't even touch the toilet."

"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."

"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."

by dondonleroy December 20, 2012

Cold Piss

1.Australian for cold beer

2.Your piss really is cold

1. Hey bartender lemme get a tall pitcher of cold piss

by Khoi February 23, 2004