chocolate thunder

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."

by poontang June 30, 2006

Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle

A sexual act whereby a man, upon engaging a woman in a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide", proceeds to ejaculate in the woman's mouth, using the remaining fecal matter from the aformentioned acts as lubrication.

(Note: A Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle may be thought of as the third act in a complete scat play experience-- It is necessarily preceded by a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide".)

"I gave this broad a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle last night, and believe it or not, the shit-eating bitch even swallowed!"

Ben refused to kiss his girlfriend after she enthusiastically accepted his Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle.

by TRICKSFORTRIX April 11, 2008

chocolate cheesecake

The act of reaming a woman's asshole (preferably containing remnants of shit or even better a full on meat cigar), and then proceeding to pull out and blast a steam load onto her face or body. If chances happen right, some of the shit chunks may have become lodged in your piss hole or inside the shaft, thereby creating a delectable concoction of feces/cum mixture. Also known as the rare Chocolate Cheesecake. The occuring blast can be enjoyed straight out of the cock or mixed with ice and subtle fruit flavors for a tasty cocktail cum drink that will satisfy cum and shit drinkers alike. Salud!

Chocolate Cheesecake is a rare sexual occurence. Mary was quite the lucky girl, having forgotten to wipe her ass. She was certain to get an elegant cum treat.

by Kool aid April 4, 2005

Chocolate bar

an Attractive dark skin woman

I saw a fine chocolate bar walking down the street.

by toddjakes January 9, 2008

Chocolate Milk

What is with the first definition?!? It's a type of milk.

Just another racist cunt using chocolate milk as a sexual term.

by babtothebone June 24, 2011

chocolate kush

kush that is all brown. tastes like chocolate.

AJ- do you know what color it was?
john- purple?green?red?
AJ- no, all brown. this that chocolate kush.

by pk reppin June 8, 2007

Chocolate Chunk My Ass

1.)a phrase that can be used as a greeting. It has no definite definition.

2.)Expletive that can be used for any situation
3.)Known to enhance the movie To Kill A Mockingbird

Person #1: "Hey bro"
Person #2: "Chocolate Chunk My Ass"

Teacher: "Pop quiz today! This counts as 100 points!"
Student: "Chocolate Chunk My Ass!"

Atticus Finch: "You're gonna hear some ugly talk about this in school. But I want you to promise me one thing: Chocolate Chunk My Ass"

Miss Maudie Atkinson: "Jem"
Jem: "Yes Ma'am"

Miss Maudie Atkinson: "I don't know if it will help saying this to you... some men in this world are born to do our unpleasant jobs for us, like that one time when Atticus Finch Chocolate Chunked My Ass"
Jem: "Oh, well"

by Mr.Gibls November 17, 2010