Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.
by Blue Collared July 1, 2011
Get the Clock blockmug. Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.
“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
by TalkWhileIWalk June 5, 2018
Get the Bucky Alarm Clockmug. A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019
Get the Time Clock Plusmug. by megustaelagua November 8, 2020
Get the Clockmug. Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?
by Fairhart January 23, 2017
Get the clock jargonmug. by ninjaghost319 December 24, 2015
Get the clock buddymug. Phrase, Something Colin says when he really has no idea what to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.
by Paul1717 December 24, 2024
Get the Imma say around mmm 2 clockmug.