dick chips

chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage

Dude I just ate those dick chips right out of Christian's pants.

by Galen-- May 20, 2006

Poopy Chopsticks

Drunken Party Game; Take turns taking chopsticks to each other anus's, searching for the peice of feces containing the most undigusted food stuffs. Loser eats.

Jonny lost, now he has poo on his foo man shoo.

by BobbyZ December 13, 2003

eating chips

a code name for masturbating or jacking off

Matt was eating chips to porn.

by w234 July 14, 2006

Eat chips

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.

Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.

by Ushi April 8, 2005

chomskeet

the political theories and rhetoric of Noam Chomsky. Chomsky spews it out, and it is lapped up by his adoring fans. Contrarily, his detractors find his rhetorical and theoretical production disgustingly atrocious, abhorrent, and detrimental to the public good. Hence chomskeet, a combination of the name Chomsky and skeet.

If you want to be informed about global politics, don't lap up the chomskeet. It's even worse coming out of your mouth.

Man, that guy's guzzling the chomskeet.

by lebanon.profile May 22, 2006

Cherry Chapstick

The standard flavor of chapstick, which is applied to lips to prevent them from becoming dry.

Can I borrow your cherry chapstick, my lips are dry?

by JimmyJohn15 December 6, 2021

vagina chips

potato chips

background: originated as a term to describe chips that have fallen down the front of a girl's jeans, but eventually came to mean all types of potato chips, whether they had fallen into the vagina or not.

I love those vagina chips along with my sandwich at lunch!

by Daniel March 10, 2005