Charmandering

The act of lighting your ex pet bunny on fire and then spilling paprika on it when you're throwing a plastic Walmart Pokeball at it

Ex: Brb I'm going to kiss my kid goodnight
you: ok
you: *looks at bunny* I will do it
5 mins later
Ex: I'm back, sorry I'm la- OH MY GOD
You: IM CHARMANDERING YOUR F*CKING PET

by Just a man on urban March 20, 2022

Charmix

A pair of a shiny silver badge and a purse you get after facing your biggest fear. It also makes you stronger despite no major outfit change :D

Gals, let's use our charmix to defeat the dark phoenix
Gals: YEAH YUH PERIODT SLAY GIRLBOSS

by 2pawsup August 5, 2022

Charmin Bears

A mascot for the brand Charmin, they are the definition of all evil and cause chaos. They are beings of pure evil and nightmares. Beings of pure filth and will kill you in a moment’s notice.

Me: I am going to kill the Charmin bears

Someone else: nice

by CharminBearHater#1 March 18, 2023

ball charmer

One whom can charm balls or make balls happy.

Tracy was a ball charmer on her birthday. She is a very skilled ball charmer.

by Tanya =) December 9, 2008

Abaa Charmus Kenobi

The respelling of Barack Hussein Obama.

Help us, Abaa Charmus Kenobi, you're our only hope.

by starwards September 16, 2009

Lucky Charmin'

When some asshole only eats the good parts of trail mix or cereal, leaving all the nuts and healthy shit behind for the next chump.

Clyde: "Dude pass the trail mix."

Johnny: "No, I'm sick and tired of you only eating the M & M's."

Clyde: "Come on, hand it over."

Johnny: "No, I'm done with you lucky charmin' me, all that's left are the raisins."

by McLovinIt15 October 28, 2014

ankle charms

Alludes to the weight and pendulous distension in one's ball bag, resulting from sufficient neglect from one's lover and a failure to blow a load.

My ankle charms are killing me babe, can we excuse ourselves from Sunday dinner with your parents and do something about this?

by Niko the Turk May 27, 2018