Calvin

Fat, arrogant, and a lazy piece of shit. The dude has no class, extremely large, will you eat you out of your house or home. Disrespectful, fat, stupid, broke, sleeps on a futon with a queen size mattress in the basement of his home that reals of mold and mildew. Liar, cheat, and dude just end it all!

Yo Calvin, dang never mind fat, arrogant ass douche!

by Nunnnnya business May 30, 2018

raising Cain

raising Cain:

1. The act of raising or striking with a cane in anger.

2. Raising Cain from the grave, as in biblical times. (Cain and Abel brothers.)

1. Johnny was raising Cain.

Johnny was so hurt he began raising Cain. (Woke the dead.)

by Carolyn N. Holtzman September 7, 2008

Herman Cain

a sex move wherein you slide your hand up the girl's skirt to the crotch while simultaneously pushing her head down to your crotch while asking "you want a job, dontcha?"

"I pulled a Herman Cain on my date last night. She scratched me and said she never wants to see me again."

"That sure is a pimp move, dawg!"

by Lamont Sanford 5 November 15, 2011

cain't

Poetic contraction of CANNOT with biblical implications that suggests Cain slaying Abel

I cain't see WHY my brother gets all the presents I wanted for Christmas!

by EminemsRevenge December 6, 2006

calvin wing

Hmm where to begin....
1.Wanna-be, poser, thinks he's hot. fuck-upI would call him gay but that's an insult to homosexuals.
2.OMG how can you be so stupid?!I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TO YOUR FAT ASS WHAT SO EVER IF YOU WANT SOME THAT BAD JUST FUCK YOURSELF CUZ NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO!!!!!YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, THEY ALL LAUGH AT YOU!!!!
3.Someone who thinks he's really hot and really popular when he really isn't.

1.Himself
2."You like m again don't you?!"
Me: "HELL NO!!You fucking fag!!"
3.Person 0:"OMG calvin is SOOO hot!!!"
Person 1:"Seriously?You think so?Ew!"
Person 2:*laughs hysterically*
Person 3:"He's like, really mean to everyone.Don't go there, I did."
Person 4:*throws up*
Person 5:*slaps person 0*"What are you on?!"

by i'mpunkfuckyou February 21, 2005

cabin fever

a stupid ass movie where squirrels are gay and people steal snickers soley for the nougat

"Why on earth would you steal a snickers?"
"For the nougat"

by apples January 15, 2004

Cabin Boy

When you cut just above your ballsack at the base of your penis and pull your penis out of its skin.

"Man, that guy really is insane to try the Cabin Boy. Hope he records it!"

by sackboy May 14, 2015