Condomplative

The process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.

Girl: 'WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? HURRY UP AND GET IT IN!'
Boy: 'I don't know ... I'm feeling pretty condomplative right now ...'

by Jawjuhh March 13, 2011

Condomsation

Noun: when K-Mart is having a secial on condoms, and its just a huge sensation

Bro, are you gonna hit up the condomsation this weekend? There bout to be some fine ass bitches in there looking for dick.

by TnG'sBitch April 25, 2011

Candymoon

The first trip, vacation, or travel done with a new significant other. Candymoons usually take place in Ibiza or Cancun, but could happen anywhere.

Hey Mike, you know my new girl Erin? We went to Budapest on our candymoon. It was do or die, but we did it. A lot!

by lucbeauchamp November 20, 2011

condom car

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.

Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.

by DarwinB September 14, 2013

Condom mistake

Donald Trump

Donald Trump was not meant to be. That's what you can call a condom mistake

by Savagequeen69 February 12, 2017

popped condom

A kid that the parents did not want.

Billy your a popped condom.

Your parents should have had anal sex

by Mr. Blazin September 26, 2017

condom cave

when a condom falls off inside a vagina while having sex

i left a sick condom cave in that bitch last night

by nickle stack and ed dirt October 3, 2007