call the orphanage

to call the orphanage and tell them to take someone away. this person can be anywhere between the ages of fetus-rotting corpse. RAWR XP

if you shit yourself one more time i'm gonna call the orphanage

by sexybeastbbq February 14, 2020

Clothes Call

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.

Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!

by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017

chat calling

The digital version of cat calling. Commenting on a status or picture in a lude ,inappropriate, or disrespectful manner. It is usually (but not always) performed by a man towards a woman.

Todd loves chat calling girls all the time. Just the other day he commented on Anna's selfie saying it was her "O Face".

by Billy Boy Boy Boy May 10, 2014

Kaper-Call

1. The act of tugging on the lanyard of a surfboard to get it to float back to the fallen rider. 2. Hitting the HOME button on a drone or other autonomous vehicle to send it back to its launch area. 3. Successfully throwing a boomerang so that it returns to the hand of the one who threw it. 4. Force quitting all software and returning to Finder or home screen.

When I get too tired to swim I just Kaper-Call my board and climb on.
If you lose sight of the drone send a Kaper-Call and it should head back here and land safely.
All my apps froze so I performed a Kaper-Call and relaunched only the needed programs.

by every_engineer_ever July 9, 2021

Crotch call

A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.

Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.

by buddhaquaker April 5, 2017

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)

husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."

by lolandbehold March 7, 2012

brody call

When you call your bro in middle of the night to brag about the booty-call you just had

Phone rings
Trey: Dawg, why you hollin at me right now, it's two in the AM?
Dez: Awww playa I was just with this girl who was so fine.
Trey: You did not just Brody Call me at 2 in the AM!

by BDazzuL July 16, 2014