cock sparrer 

An amazing Oi! punk band from East London. Best album by far is Shock Troops.

Joe: Cock SParrer...is that something with your dick?
Me: NO, it's one of the greatest fucking Oi! bands ever!

cock sparrer by Oi! Your Ass Off December 12, 2008

cock worship 

the act of turning into a quivering, wet, idiot when presented with a cock (male sex organ) in front of your face. This act includes: drooling, lip-smacking, kissing, fondling, stroking, touching, sucking, whining, begging with mouth feet face and hands all over the cock.

Sheila grew wet 'down there' and her eyes grew large as the big man unearthered his member... cock worshipping was on the menu tonight!

cock worship by mikki55 February 13, 2006

Cock Pump 

Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex

"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"

Cock Pump by \/\/ February 21, 2004

cock luck 

when one is surprised by a large number of penises about to have an orgy with the individual.

"Dude, I sent that bitch a cock luck with like, 20 guys."
"Ah bro,is she gonna be surprised!"

cock luck by hippie du magique October 4, 2008

cock bomb 

To send someone a text message picture of your cock without warning them.

That girl over there is eating dinner with her grandma, i just cock bombed her to see the look on her face.

cock bomb by biggeredder November 27, 2011

Cock-block 

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)

1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."

Cock-block by Jessica January 17, 2005

cock height 

The height of a short person, usually around 3 feet, whose head only reaches the waist of the average man.

She's growing up so fast! She's cock height now!

cock height by 0neWay July 9, 2010