Clearance Only Clothes

Clothes that are only magically seen on the clearance rack. Ussually found in the form of ugly fuzzy sweaters or animal print pants. These clothes are never ever sold at normal price or displayed in conspicuous areas.

"OMG this is a 75% clearance rack!" Susie

"Yay! Let's check it out!" Jill

"Oh damn this is all clearance only clothes." Susie

"I think my Grandma has this sweater." Jill

by Becky Sweenie April 21, 2007

touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

by Matt February 29, 2004

clothespin

You pin clothespins, and they don't fall. They keep the laundry from getting dirty.

They're beautiful.

They can even be used as paperclips! So versatile!!! HOW CAN WE, AS HUMANS, EVEN COMPARE TO SUCH THINGS?!?!

Loki: I have an army.
Tony: We have a clothespin.

by eugepae4pie August 20, 2013

cut from the same cloth

Alike in many ways.

Have alot in common.

I fell in love with him cause were cut from the same cloth...

by ness1986 September 15, 2013

Bed Clothes

An old-timey term for bed sheets that originates in the 14th century and is now solely used by old Victorian ladies and the Hamrick family of West Virginia.

Will you please go get the nasty bed clothes off of our bed and put them in the wash if you'd ever like to have sex again.

by MortH81 June 26, 2016

Cloutfit

A really hype outfit or a Hypebeast's out fit. Usually an outfit that consists of supreme and round white glasses.

"Hey lorenzo, you look like a Hypebeast in that cloutfit"

by Whylorenzo August 14, 2017

cloutviktor

An uknown male that has been said to have godly amounts of clout. He might be THE cloutgod

I should really buy some cloutviktor merch

by Cloutviktor September 28, 2017