carter johnson

Carter Johnson is one kind brilliant try not to forget ⭐handsome guy. If you know a carter Johnson you probably have a crush on him kinda like meh (*my mind* oh God what is he searches his name on here) sorry bout the carter Johnson is one of those guys that are stupid but smart at the same time. He is also one of those guys who moans and slaps in between his knees to be funny...and I fell for him😳🤫

Bestie: Heyyyy gurl who's your crush

Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍

by Mrs. Arlert 💅 October 14, 2022

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Cartiologist

The person usually an attractive female who drives the food and beverage cart on a golf course.

Screw going to college I’m going to be a cartiologist. Now give me the damn keys!

by Chinkles March 19, 2023

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Cartaglia

Cartaglia, aka the 'Tartaglia Copypasta' is a copypasta about Tartaglia from Genshin Impact. It explains how Tartaglia (or now Cartaglia) is love, Tartaglia is life, and Tartaglia is so gender.

ex: "Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious

send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away

send back if you wanna keep ur apples"

Person one: Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious

send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away

send back if you wanna keep ur apples

Person two: Wowowowow this is my whole personality now lemme have my apples

by RatherSleepThanStayAwake May 1, 2023

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cartoofy

A mix between cartoony and goofy

Charles: yo it would be so funny if I started drunk driving right now

Harry: Charles why must you be so cartoofy

by CatsAnarchy September 18, 2023

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Ben Carter

A teenager, usually around the age of 14, that is an absolute wannabe for just about everything. A true Ben Carter will act as if he made up all the fashionable trends and try and hang with the cool kids. A legitimate Ben Carter is not a person that would ever ever, under any circumstances, want to be friends with.

Oh, my god!!! That kid in my English class is an absolute retard, he is such a Ben Carter, keep clear of him he is so immature!

by nate02 September 7, 2016

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