Intellectual Crush

Distinguishing between a "nerd" crush and typical "crush". Characterized by love of their mind, independent of their body or physical attraction. Can refer to person of same gender or opposite sex. Term is platonic in nature. Admiration of their unattainable intellectual or academic skill/thought process/insight, to a level of raw mental magnetism. In context, meant as a true and genuine compliment and can be used between friends or colleagues.

He is so damn clever, funny, and quick; he is by far one of my top intellectual crushes.

by TheOneWhoWishes October 16, 2012

Morning crust

The stuff on your eyelid when you wake up

Person 1:I was soo tired this morning

Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!

by Conker1 October 5, 2016

japanese creampie

When you're watching a japanese porno and the guy finishes inside her pussy. Usually the guy inserts his grubby fingers into her pussy and tries to scoop out the non-existing cum

Mike: what's your favorite fetish?
John: I love japanese creampies
Mike: dude, that's nasty

by Nerdy Ned October 10, 2016

kyle crane

The most awesome video game character ever to exist.

This guy is as athletic as kyle crane.

by FrogguFresh January 31, 2017

The Crunch

It is the pinnacle of a "do or die" moment when one's life and or many lives are in peril and to have the bravery and testicular fortitude to save the day above all costs.

Mighty Boosh S1 ep3 Saboo and Tony Harrison on a flying carpet:

Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
Tony Harrison: ohhhhhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?

by The Crunch Master July 3, 2017

Ass Cream Sundae

An Ass Cream Sundae is created when one empties a full can of whipped cream in the ass of their partner (spoon-feeding in a container of Cool Whip is an acceptable substitute contingent on their elasticity) and then proceeds to eat it out.

I can't believe he fixed himself an Ass Cream Sundae on our first date; that bastard cleaned out every damn drop!

by Racer XXX December 27, 2018

to craft a triple cast lobster

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.

Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."

by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021