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battleship

The great act of peeing on the floaters in your crapper.
"What took you so long in there?" battleship
"I crapped a little and then played battleship"
"Any luck?"
"I sunk my aircraft carrier!"
by sturdiboy March 16, 2008
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battle of the twinkies

A horrible battle in 2004 where there was a shortage of twinkies, so every woman named Jemima went to the twinkie warehouse and they fought a bloody battle. The Jemimas lost against the Cleophus's.
Man! I haven't seen this much carnage since the battle of the twinkies.
by CHI-FOO January 24, 2005
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buttlering

His hobby is buttlering
buttler!
by Tibi Zinc January 29, 2009
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Battle Caps

A brand new revolution is coming for colleges all around the world that will bring happiness and competition to all. The game is called BATTLE CAPS. Simmiliar to the hit classic BASEketball, the game revolves around a simple idea.

Objective:
To complete the 5 stages and have the most points at the end of the 5 stages. (65 Points Total)

The begin, flip the cap on a bottle of soda, the top is heads and the bottom ( area with hole) is tails.

Player starts behind the marker, usually the bottled beverage. The player places the goal, usually a small empty bag of chips or something of that nature, The player puts the cap on its side, puts their finger on top of it, and generates pressure to wheel it into the goal. Each stage gets farther and farther away from the marker.

Point System:
2 points for each goal made
1 point for each goal where the cap goes in and comes out
Stage 5: 2 points plus bomus:
1st Time Making it- 3 points
2nd Time Making it- 2 points
3rd Time Making it- 1 point

When playing, if the person misses the goal, its one strike.
Miss it again, two strikes.
Miss it again, the player is out. Next Persons turn.

If tie:
Goal is put at Stage 5 first person to make it in the goal wins.

Psyche outs are allowed, but no contact with the person, or the objects being used.
Battle Caps is the next generation of hacky sack!
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battle mode

1.)(n) To be in Battle Mode is to have an erection
2.)(n) To be in Battle mode can also refer to putting on one's socks

(going into battle mode!)
1.) Hey Chris, check it out, I'm totally going into battle mode watching this music video

2.) Hey, you in Battle Mode yet, we have to go in five minutes!
by Hypno-Toad99 November 7, 2008
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Battle Pubes

Battle Pubes: A term utilized to describe the current grooming status of one's pubic hair. Battle pubes specifically identifies that the pubic region has undergone rigorous grooming in anticipation of sexual activity. This can be closely identified with a soldier that dawns camouflage paint prior to battle.
Man 1 "Man, I have a date with that hot girl tonight!"

Man 2 "Good luck man, I hope you tap that ass! Make sure you have your battle pubes ready to go."

Girl 1 "This guy ate my box last night, thankfully I was ready for battle and was rockin' my battle pubes."
by GF3 October 21, 2010
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battle rattle

fatigue, suspenders.. worn by the US Army .
the tech gadgets are called 'pluggers' by the way; like communication equip, GPS and so on.
The grunts de-planed each with a mountain of battle rattle on his or her back, ready to fuck Iraq back to the stone age. YabaDabaFuck yoooooooooo!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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