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Dick booger

The stuff that comes out when a male pees after ejaculating
Bro i just shot out a dick booger after nutting
by Dickbooger.net July 25, 2019
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knee-boogers

1. knee scabs, especially ones which are beginning to hang loose
1. That guy's shorts are showing off some serious hairy knee-boogers
by nomadhacker November 5, 2019
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Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.
While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.
by Celestialnirvana January 3, 2020
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nipple booger

nipple booger: the crust formed from dried colostrum leaking from your pregnant girlfriend’s nipples.
Girl i love those beautiful big boobies but you need to clean off them nipple boogers.
by trav c nova February 23, 2020
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mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.
"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"
by Tater Bater May 8, 2020
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Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen
by M, M, & D August 8, 2020
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free booger

Bob: Would you like a free booger?

Charles: Get away from me that is disgusting.
by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020
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