Dick Balloon

Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.

Damn, i was with a girl last night and she randomly gave me a Dick Balloon

by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 4, 2017

Unorthodox Balloon

Another word for a condom.

The Student Health Center provides free Unorthodox Balloons, so we won't run out of balloons for the party next week.

by quitedankly June 4, 2018

Deformed Balloon

What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.

Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon

Hooker2: NO WAY!

by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019

Flying Balloon

A Flying Balloon is when a guy's partner blows into his dick, inflating his bladder, then sits on his belly forcing the air out, making a sound like an inflated balloon being released to fly across the room. It is best to attempt this if the recipient does not have to urinate.

She thought it would be funny to give him a Flying Balloon, until she sat on his belly and he pissed all over her ceiling.

by MainGun April 21, 2019

Water balloon

Tugging on nipples making the jiggly breast move as if you were pinching the knot of the water ballon shaking it.

My nipples are sore, please don’t water balloon me tonight.

by WTerbaloon November 27, 2019

Penis Balloon

When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.

Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.

by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020

Nevada Ballot Box

When you take an Ambien before an orgy . Afterward you try to figure out how many people you slept with, and how many were male or female.

Damn, Jarell got so fucked up, it was like he was a Nevada Ballot Box.

by SKSilence November 6, 2020