beasted

to go nuts

My mom beasted when she found out I had been drinking

by fraaaa April 24, 2003

Office Beater

Someone who masterbates in an office environment

Jimmy is an office beater. He worked night shift last night at my desk....now my keyboard is sticky

by Matt123. December 28, 2008

wife beater

750ml bottle of beer in Australia.
also see king brown

slipped into some wife beaters last night was a fucking nice drop too

by earthlover42 July 7, 2005

turkey baster

when a guy and girl have sex unprotected then the guy eats the girl out after the sex

Guy: man did you hear how chris turkey bastered his sister last night? that shits gross.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.

by Bnugz November 20, 2006

Beasteroni

Quite possible the best tasting food ever made. A combo of Beast and ER and oni. Very spiceeey and very, very good to taste it. Usually sold by the mil it cost over $76,544,4,54 for an once. This stuff ain't cheap and it ain't bad either. Some say it tastes like a cum rag, others say it tastes like a rag filled with dead babies, but who's to judge. It is sold only at Safeway, but you have to ask the manager to get it for you b/c they keep it locked up. If you ever, ever get a chance to try some, DON'T turn it down. You'll kill yourself later.

"Lee Ann Womack loves Beasteroni!"

by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

Basterd

A person born without a father.

I never met my father so therefore, I m a basterd.

by ah la mode May 9, 2009

bestest

Something that is better than the best.

"You're the bestest man"

"Isaac is the bestest"

"Indians make the bestest curry"

by Sally Handsom February 20, 2014