Bella McLain (
09/12/2002-present) is an extraordinary human being. She is very kind and extremely talented. Some of her talents include headstands, strange leg flexibility, she can cross her eyes and she is a friend to all.
Her lineage includes China McLain and Denny McLain. Her presence is not known to them. Help them connect.
Her favorite color is yellow, an excellent choice. She spends her free
time thrifting, skiing, laying on the floor, and reading. She is currently reading Anna Karenina by Leo Tolboi.
She currently resides in Bozeman Montana, and she hoped to travel to
New Zealand someday. She has five superb tattoos. She loves pickles, cornichons, and capers.
In a zombie apocalypse, Bella would choose to have a bald eagle friend that she could communicate with telepathically. Bella would choose teleportation as her superpower, "because planes and
gas and things are expensive and biking and walking is a lot of
work."
Bella's celebrity look alike is
Billie Eilish, Jaime Pressly, and Cara Delivigne. If Bella could control any aspect of the weather, she would choose to control precipitation. According to Buzzfeed's Wanna Know Where You'll Meet Your True
Love? Just Bake Some Cupcakes To Find Out, quiz, Bella
will meet her soulmate at a
party.
If you are partying in the Bozeman area, keep a look out for this sexy dancer. She's got a great personality too.
In a game of fuck, marry,
kill Bella would marry rice, fuck
bread and kill pasta.
"I am
hot and I have diabetes." -Bella McLain herself.
