fud banger

One who bangs fuds.
1) fud - female genetalia
2) banger - a male involved in penetrative sexual activity with a female.

See wee Johnny he's a pure wee fud banger.

fud banger by Dave Boy B September 2, 2006

gangly dang banger 

To have sexual intercourse with a male in ownership of a half erect member.

Dude, i totally banged a gangly dang banger last night.

gangly dang banger by heather, kighl, kat, kayln January 23, 2008

get the badge anyway 

A Term of contempt for a situation, when other people are trying to fuck you over.

"To get the badge" is defined as regardless of what others are trying to do to screw you, you will still get credit and reward despite them being jealous and petty jackholes.

Often used when someone turns on you because of chronic bitch dependency.

Timmy: "How dare you talk to her that way! She is a woman, and I am a sad and lonely pathetic guy trying to have cyber sex with this chick who is probably going to turn out to be a dockworker! Apologize so that I can get laid or I am kicking you from my team!"

Tommy: "Whatever Bitch, I'll get the badge anyway."

get the badge anyway by MortisNai March 9, 2008

two bagger 

one bag just isn't going to cut it...

Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.

two bagger by joemammy December 14, 2008

100% Banger 

An amazing band usually fronted by a highly fuckable woman.

Crystal Castles are 100% Banger

100% Banger by William J. Rimbaud January 10, 2009

party badge 

A bruise or injury received when intoxicated that isn't noticed until the next day.

I don't remember everything that happened last night but I woke up today covered in party badges.

party badge by MisterSerious February 11, 2009

bacon badge 

To have had sex with a large girl, the type with excess rolls, big hips, thunder thighs and huge tits. Secretly, every man wants to add a big girl to the bed-frame of notches.

Also see chubby chaser

1- "Dude, you see Midge over there?"

2- "Yeah, what about her?"

1- "Last night at that party I fucked her, I got my bacon badge."

2- "Man, I am truly jealous!"

bacon badge by ethic May 5, 2009