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Ridiculously socially inept Magic nerds use this term ad nauseum to describe something so powerful it supposedly "breaks" the game mechanics. In reality, if they were so attuned to the balance of the game that they had any real insight, they would be working for Wizards of the Coast...which they most likely aren't.
That kid that hasn't showered in three weeks claims every other card his opponent plays is broken. I wish he'd just shut the fuck up already and play the game.
broken by BigEz April 8, 2010
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Broken Ankle 

An ankle that is broke.
Guy 1: *ankle snaps*

Guy 2: Dude, it looks like you have a broken ankle.
Broken Ankle by AcualyIsStotty April 19, 2013

Brokeback Mountain 

-The only movie where the good guys get it in the end!

-The first gay cowboy movie
1: Have you seen Brokeback Mountain
2: Nah brotha, if you were able to watch the whole thing, you gay

Broke Ass Ho 

Ad:Describing a female or male who is loose with their bodies while also being financially insecure.
Partner look at Shelly, she is one broke ass ho!
Broke Ass Ho by Tonysdeedy April 22, 2005

Brokeback Mountain 

A place where gay guys go to fish and fuck.
Jim: Hey you want to go to Brokeback Mountain this weekend.

James: What the fuck!, Hell no!

Brokeback Blumkin 

The term Brokeback Blumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and has his male partner will come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
JT really enjoyed it when Neil gave him that Brokeback Blumkin last night.

Brokeback Blumkin by G W December 28, 2007

Brokencyde 

Correct spelling: brokeNCYDE. Troll geniuses - the current shift paradigm in music trolling.
Just post brokeNCYDE videos's links in other "serious" music videos and witness the reactions
Brokencyde by CYFAWZ October 15, 2011