boner squeeze

when a girl takes our cock sucks it till you cum then she takes the cum and puts it up your ass

dude that girl gave me such a boner squeeze last night im still dripping

boner squeeze by jessica bonerface December 2, 2009

Boner Swag 

The way a dude walks or waddles when he has a boner.

I saw Doug at the park an hour ago and he had a boner swag going, it was hilarious.

In class Bryan was getting his back rubbed by Delaney and as soon as the bell rang he left with a Boner Swag.

Boner Swag by Elpuma13 March 28, 2012

boner patrol

The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.

"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"

"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners."

boner patrol by Jack Meyerhoffer January 27, 2010

boner-fied 

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.

Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.

boner-fied by druzel October 5, 2009

Boner Contention 

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

Boner Contention by Birdcore February 23, 2010

Boner guy 

a person in reality or in a video game, that has elite sniping skills. Usually bothers you so much by his sniping and outsnipes you in many different scenerios. The term originated during a game of COD and continues to be used to describe that guy who keeps bothering you with his accurate gay snipes. They always have snipers, no other gun is acceptable to them.

i was playing COD and on a kill streak when so boner guy decided to snipe me with his gun.

Boner guy by son o britiany555 April 10, 2010

boner happy 

being joyful in such a way that you are when you touch your penis. <3

i was so boner happy when i listened to adele... i even took off my pants.
OR
i was so boner happy when i got an A+ on my calculus test.

boner happy by heather_is_so_sex-y February 7, 2012