Little Man in a boat

The vagina...two labias and the clitoris

She dried her Little man in a boat with a bath towel

by Lovely180 April 9, 2017

build a boat for treasure

build a boat for treasure (known as babft) is a pretty popular game on roblox that allows you to build something to get to the end (big waterfall) u can also use your building talents to build super detailed stuff using the scalling tool that cost around 9000 gold.

yooo i just build an amazing boat in build a boat for treasure (babft) using only titanium blocks!!

by notlemonthekiller November 1, 2020

Mississippi Steam Boat

One person drinks a beer pitcher full of liquid laxatives. Then puts a tube up their rectum. The second person inserts the other end in thier rectum. The person that drinks the laxatives then defecates in the tube and in the other persons rectum. The other person then defecates its back into the other person.

My grandpa was born in Mississippi, and told me stories of when he aspired to perform a Mississippi Steam Boat with his best friend as a kid. He wound up becoming a captain of a Mississippi Steam Boat.

by MSRvrcpt June 12, 2022

last man on the life boat

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"

"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"

by thenoblesock January 28, 2008

full boat

Term used to describe a woman's VERY hairy pussy. Looks similar to having your cards fanned out in a hand of poker.

I took this cougar home last night and she had one hell of a full boat.

by Johnny Tats November 20, 2007

tug boat captain

Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.

by Benjamin Dover 76028 July 20, 2009

boat feeler

a squid type creature usually 100 feet long with 50 foot tentacles numbering about 200. they go up to boats and feel the hulls

in 1989 a 98 foot boat feeler was caught off the coast of long island

by andrew November 27, 2003