Literally just a raw onion, often given to pledges of a fraternity. As you might be able to imagine, they taste horrible and burn like hell.
Brother: "I have a present for you, it's a pledge apple!" "Isn't it tasty?"
Pledge: "yes sir"
Pledge: "I ate a pledge apple yesterday and now my taste buds burn"
Pledge: "yes sir"
Pledge: "I ate a pledge apple yesterday and now my taste buds burn"
by Gluc April 19, 2021
Get the Pledge Applemug. Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.
by s george April 20, 2006
Get the horsey applesmug. The marketing process in which Apple Computing steals a working piece of hardware or software, and then backward engineers it into a broken overpriced proprietary product that is clean enough for a fanboi to touch..
The Macintosh operating system was shat out after the apple-ization of Microsoft Windows.
Every company that sells out to apple will come to regret it post apple-ization.
Every company that sells out to apple will come to regret it post apple-ization.
by Ragemaster9999 November 14, 2010
Get the Apple-izationmug. DJ's Ryan and the Rattler pluck the sodom apples from the annals of the musical abyss to play for their devotees' hedonistic aural delight.
by DoubleShot July 13, 2011
Get the sodom applemug. Referring to your switch from a PC to an Apple computer as a means to let people know you are now on the cool team even though you remain a dork.
them: I hope the attachment is attached, if not let me know and I'll try again. We have had the Mac since Christmas and I'm still so unsure with it
you: whoops..slow down there my little apple dropper.
you: whoops..slow down there my little apple dropper.
by sjmvi June 23, 2009
Get the apple droppermug. A new product that will be released on januray 27th, 2010 in San Fransisco. It will be so amazing the everyone will flock over it and people will starve so they can save up enough to buy one immediately. Little do they know that the Rev A products will be plagued with issues such as screens that are off color and over heating and denting issues.
With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.
Wait for rev B
With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.
Wait for rev B
John: "wow, Bill look! Steve Jobs just announced the apple tablet its awesome"
Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"
John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"
Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"
John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"
Bill: "suit yourself..."
5 months later
Bill: "hows ur tablet"
John: "screw you"
Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"
John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"
Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"
John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"
Bill: "suit yourself..."
5 months later
Bill: "hows ur tablet"
John: "screw you"
by islate man January 21, 2010
Get the apple tabletmug. by Red Guardian September 8, 2007
Get the brown applemug.