Jesus Bar

A bar located in the disabled toilets which non-disabled or disables uses may grip in the event of a bad bowel movement, grog bow, the shits etc. Users can then let a "jesus!" rip while taking a dump and clenching the bar.

"I took a massive dump ! It was like I was shitting a knife, thank god for the Jesus bar in the disabled toilets"

by LaurelE May 11, 2009

Bar Bitch

the person who always ends up getting the rounds in

'get me my drink, bar bitch'

by Marc January 21, 2004

klondike bar

A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike

Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.

by Luigi August 6, 2004

Bar Raper

A person who uses a bar for support while playing DDR on easy songs which should be done without a bar.

Those pricks think they're so good, they're all bar rapers.

by Evanstowers August 18, 2007

bar muttzvah

The day that you realize that your pet dog is no longer a puppy but an adult dog.

Today we're having a bar muttzvah for Sandy!

by pentozali June 21, 2009

tar bar

Slang for a black mans meat stick. Looking like a bar covered in black tar.

A Brothers Penis

Bird Bone

titi started to grunt when tyrone jammed his tar bar in her chocolate star fish.

by Captain sticky January 24, 2008

gash bar

noun. An establishment containing more than its fair share of gash. A place one goes in search of some wenching.
In reference to "rock the gash bar"-The Clash
"gash bar"-Electric six

Damn, this gash bar is moist with poon.

by tarquin08 May 25, 2008