man trap

A question from a wife or girlfriend directed toward her husband or boyfriend for which there is no correct answer.

"Does this make me look fat?"
"No."
"Liar!"
-OR-
"Yes."
"Bastard!"
-OR-
"Sorry, man trap detected, I refuse to answer."

by pete592 October 30, 2007

Big Man

A member of a group who is able to assert physical, mental and psychological dominance over the other members. A Big Man also needs to possess a significant set of skills in a particular field whether that is academics, sports or a professional career. Big Men compared to ordinary peoples have superior experiences and skills in nearly all aspects of life. A Big Man will often due to modesty, humbleness and superior morals take credit away from themselves and instead praise others. A real Big Man will never call themselves a Big Man.

Jordan will never be able to become a true Big Man

by 93lad September 9, 2015

Man Beagle

An international man off mystery with a face closely resembling the face of a beagle. Usually confused for "Droopy the dog". Man Beagles have been used in the past by the french government for espionage with little to no effect. This is due to the extremely low value of information attained while in use. Usually controlled by a handler called "Ma Beagle".

That damn Man Beagle just activated the beagle beacon!

by FrenchArmy February 27, 2011

Man Store

A club with a majority of men who are of either gay or straight orientation where women of straight orientation or men of gay or bi-sexual orientation have the freedom to look about and "shop" for a desireable candidate(s) for said "shopper"

Eddie: Hey dude, you hear about that new club?
Ron: Yeah man, I heard it was a complete man store.
Eddie: But doesn't that mean there's a possibility of hawt babes there?
Ron: Yeah, but they'd probably look at the gay guys who are so much more like them.

by Vanillacuppycakes July 29, 2009

man soda

A real beer such as Coors Original, PBR, or Busch in a tall can which is pounded while performing manly activites such as shooting guns, welding, fourwheeling, smooth talking women or a rowdy game of stump with the guys

Hey, let's chug some man sodas and shoot that old refridgerator with my new 12 gauge

by Tallboy Original April 30, 2009

man talk

highly sensative and/or controversal information that if women hear their heads will explode

guy#1:Did you know Brett Favre is a blatant homosexual
guy#2:Yes, i have heard as much
unwanted female: What are you talking about?
guy#1: Dammit woman!!
guy#2: What did i tell you about trying to listen to man talk.

by Swedish Bob October 19, 2006

Man Mane

The hair surrounding the human mans shoulders, neck and chest.

The man mane of the adult males are unique among men, it is one of the most distinctive characteristics of our species. It makes us appear larger, providing an excellent intimidation display; this aids us during confrontations with other men and attracting females. Many men shave their mane; this action has been perceived as submissive and even famine. Often those that shear their hair do so out of superficial reasoning.

by snarkyharkyshow December 26, 2011