When your phone is resting on or near your genitals and goes off when set to vibrate giving you a little sexual pleasure when someone calls. Happens especially when you place your phone on vibrate and place it near your crotch when driving to know when your phone going off when listening to loud music in the car. Phone jobs can be awkward, esp when your mother calls; however, they can also be an excellent way to derive sexual pleasure from someone you have no chance of getting it from.
"I was driving home and my phone went off, I let it go for a few rings cuz it felt good but then I was mortified when I saw that my mom just gave me a phone job."
"I saw it was Sarah calling so I let it go to voice mail to let the phone job last longer."
"I saw it was Sarah calling so I let it go to voice mail to let the phone job last longer."
by Drinkin' Dan January 7, 2010
Get the Phone Jobmug. by hotsauce March 31, 2005
Get the nerd jobmug. by Honorarius April 3, 2006
Get the bowl jobmug. When one man uses his flaccid penis to masturbate another man's erect penis. If the penis stays soft the individual is considered straight. If the penis becomes hard, the gentleman can then be harrassed for being gay.
Hey Bob, I heard you were handing out penis jobs for 2 bucks a pop!
Listen Phil, don't judge me, penis jobs aren't gay unless you get hard.
Listen Phil, don't judge me, penis jobs aren't gay unless you get hard.
by Richard Nasty November 23, 2009
Get the Penis Jobmug. Total screw-up. Usually used ironically, to indicate when someone's self-delusion is in direct contradiction to well-known and easily-observed facts.
by Xyzzy December 18, 2005
Get the heck of a jobmug. by jaffaw July 14, 2009
Get the Sex jobmug. A word to describe a job well done, or used in recognition of a job to be done. Often used by farmers/agricultural workers
by Shropshire John October 28, 2004
Get the proper jobmug.