fap dial

Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.

"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."

by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017

WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when your jerking and some nut but not all comes out so you finally finish pounding your meat slobbered with your own nut

“Ahhh man I WETTY fapped allllllll over my aunt

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023

schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.

A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap

by Fausnaught April 7, 2015

WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it

“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023

panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021

Fap-A-Thon

The action of Jay beating his micro penis so much he gets friction burns.

Jay does a Fap-A-Thon every week when James Charles releases a new makeup video.

by A1 Purple December 22, 2024

Fap Money

Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.

Getting paid to jerk-off? Fap Money

by anonymous December 10, 2020