Afghani face

An expression of extreme shock or disbelief, so horrible that it appears almost fictional, is typically marked by wide eyes and an open mouth.

Example: When he saw the unexpected scene of a movie, he wore an Afghani face that left everyone staring at him awkwardly.

by BetterBandy September 29, 2025

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faced

Getting cracked in the face followed by being thrust across the room with a hard push. Usually whilst doing this you would shout the word 'FACED'

You walk down the street and some little kid kicks you in the leg, you turn around and push his face into a wall, whilst falling to the floor in pain and saying FACED.

by S.J.R July 20, 2008

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Chasing my face to the grave

After starting fillers and Botox I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave !

I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave after using fillers and Botox

I’m Chasing my face to the grave now

by Don't be plaued January 6, 2022

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Opening your e-mail and finding dozens of "update" messages from Facebook, each with a link to a comment or reply to a post made on someone else's facebook page. This can be caused by a Facebook Tagfest.

Oh man, what a mess! My my e-mail got Face-Blitzed! There were 43 messages, all of them were notices from Facebook telling me someone posted a comment on someone elses wall!

by The Third Jay Guy April 8, 2010

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Two Face

A cat that has 2 "halves" of a face. They have 2 different colors on their face and makes it look like they have half of a mask or sock on. Some humans may seem like your friend but their not. Half of the face is sassy and the other face may be cute or look upset.

My "Two Face" cat looks cute from one side of her face but the other side looks sassy.

by Cats for life. March 22, 2022

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