Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Vaped in the face

When your friend’s nic is dead so you turn into a vape monster and decide to throw it at their face.

Yo Dom just got vaped in the face because Charly turned into a vape monster.

by Dumb6nitch9ine September 18, 2022

shrimp face

When someone exudes or eminates the impression of having the tiny stature of that of a shrimp.

Your a real shrimp face!

by Matt70823 December 19, 2014

face pushups

when a girls face looks hot for the first time

daamn did you see fran last night? bitch mustove been doing some face pushups lately

by andrew penis February 5, 2010

Rape face

When you open your mouth and close your eyes really hard

Jonny: What is it doing

Conner: A rape face

by Jhene aiko plug March 14, 2021

Ice Face

Someone who smokes methamphetamines and has a sunken face.

That tweaker has ice face

by iprobablydontknow December 31, 2010

faced

to give more face than (be prettier than/ rank someone out who doesn't have as good of a face)

person 1: yeah, zack chose sophie over sarah
person 2: i mean.. i would've too
person 1: true bro sophie totally faced her

by anonymous June 2, 2022