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Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one
Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock
by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
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senior seal cock

when my friend sucks a dick super hard senior seal cock
when the man gets sucked by me (ur mom) senior seal cock
by senior seal cock October 13, 2020
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Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.
"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."
by NateTube8 November 17, 2011
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black black cock

A very black penis. Used by teens that want to be funny but arent really that funny.
Friend: Hey I got a bbc what about you?
Me: I be rocking that black black cock zaddy.
by Bigdickdaddy21 July 28, 2021
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Cock Watching

verb
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.

This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.

person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?

person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.

person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
by NungaBungas March 12, 2024
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Cock

Meaning 1: Commonly referred to as 'Cock', roosters fertilize eggs and make obnoxious noises at five fucking o'clock in the goddamn morning

Meaning 2: You all know this one - it is also referred to as Penis, Doodle, Willy, Dick or 'that thing with the white creamy stuff'.
1: The cock woke me up AGAIN! Can we sell him? OR EAT HIM!!!

2: Your cock is so long, I work on mine every day but I cannot do anything to make it bigger. Also, what is the milk that my wife seems to love drinking after she rubs my cock into a glass?
by ihavecock2384 November 23, 2023
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Cocked on

Cocked on means you’ve beaten someone at something and it’s a way to flex. Cocked on can also be used as a word without meaning and then can be used in almost any conversation. “Cocked on” should be used like you would say the the f word
Him: man I really want kfc

Me: lol I have kfc right now, get cocked on !
by Local mi1f February 11, 2022
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