When Peter Griffin Family Guy falls down the stairs. This can't be heard in the censored verision aired on TV, but is present in the DVD verision.
by xX-Family Guy-69-Xx December 12, 2016
A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.
or
Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.
Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.
Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!
or
Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.
Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.
Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!
by BE_Rogue July 04, 2010
Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 07, 2024
1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
by RowVII January 20, 2017
a condition whereby a man's ability to respond to lovers is controlled by the opinions and actions of his "bro group."
Lex: "have you heard from Julio lately? All I get is one word responses from him and no pics since he left for tour..."
Kendall: "me too!, I had to follow him to two shows just to get him to pay attention to me."
Rachael: "ladies, he's with his "bro's before Ho's group, also known as "cock whipped."
Kendall: "me too!, I had to follow him to two shows just to get him to pay attention to me."
Rachael: "ladies, he's with his "bro's before Ho's group, also known as "cock whipped."
by karpentertenenbaum October 21, 2018
by Fuck_knuckle March 09, 2018