Pulling a Shima

The act of fucking up so bad that it somehow results in something equivalent to being fucked from behind into the ground by a horse while a pack of kittens vomit all over the back of your head, generally occurring when missing a mark.

The other night I took this girl home from the bar but it turned out she was a dude and I had sex with it anyways. The next morning the dude woke me up and said "I'm leaving now baby cakes, I hope you didn't mind pulling a shima last night - my bad."

by notkse June 27, 2009

Pulled a Rifkin

Randomly getting fed up of a place, calling a cab, and moving. Generally one must leave all belongings and not tell anyone ie. school, roommate, parents.

1. Yo where's Mike at?
2. Bro didn't you hear he pulled a Rifkin?
1. What?
2. He called a cab last night without telling anyone and now he's living in Nantucket.

by Oh Rifkin June 14, 2010

Pulling a Quasar

when your friend greets you by saying “hiiiiii” immediately after shitting himself.

friend one: “hiiiii”
friend two: are you pulling a quasar.

by fartsmella444 July 9, 2023

Pulling a Kyle

the act of spending half or all of your paycheck on the first thing you want after you are paid

Pulling a kyle: Hey man should I pull a kyle and buy these speakers

by bones65 January 12, 2022

pull a meryl

1)To honestly believe that in all your technological glory you have correctly saved any collectively created collaborative group work to a computer, online server, external hard-drive, jump-drive, or any other electronic device so that it is easily retreivable when in reality you have misplaced and deleted it.
2) To label any misplacement of electronic data as a technical issue.

Sorry guys, I didn't mean to pull a meryl, but I've apparently deleted our powerpoint presentation.

by Feckler January 1, 2008

pull pinks

To steal or snatch someones significant other from them.

oh oh, here comes Henry. You better watch your girlfriend, he likes to pull pinks.

by Freddy Ortiz June 18, 2008

Dutch Cheese-Pull

The act of a severely unclean male or woman goes too long without cleansing genitalia, and it grows a yellowish white milky substance like smegma but not quite smegma. this normally occurs with nasty ass white niggas

“i almost hit but she spread her lips and it turned into a Dutch Cheese-Pull”

by JWG419 April 4, 2024