Cock Redirect

When a male is cock blocked. Then given a different female with which intercourse is/will be had.

A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.

or

Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.

Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.

Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!

by BE_Rogue July 8, 2010

Cock Pit Parking

Parking your penis in a vagina before, during, or after sex. It does not move while "Cock Pit Parking".

I enjoy cock pit parking in her box after banging it all night.

by AbileneDickHead January 24, 2014

cock wife

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.

jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore

by greenday0398 November 2, 2008

cock slurp

when a cock is all wet and raw and you suck it.

but its your own cock

dude I cock slurped
sick

by G-Bone27730 April 8, 2019

Motor cock

The action of aggressively inserting your penile attachment into a said woman's no no area.

My dad really gave me a good motor cock last night

by Jonathon Vega June 21, 2019

Cock blocker

Keith Erik Norwood

Taylor wanted a girl but Keith was being cock blocker and Taylor didn't get the girl

by Yachty boat November 21, 2016

Cock and mouth disorder

When you in need for a blowjob

‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’

by Charz96 May 21, 2023