cotton face

Once a term used with racial hate undertones has now been used widely amongst Gen X marijuana smokers for an entirely different reason with zero derogatory racial intentions. Quite hilarious situation to describe having an extreme case of 'cotton mouth'. AKA 'dry mouth' one of the common side effects from using marijuana. The jump from a standard case of cotton mouth to cotton face requires one of two or both of the following symptoms.

1) Mouth is so dry your tongue will almost stay stuck to your pallet / roof of your mouth making it nearly impossible to speak normally. Feels like if you don't get something to drink immediately you could choke on your own tongue or even your throat will seal shut. & 2) mouth so dry its now affecting your face and it does this when your lips get stuck up above the gum line of teeth. Much like the 'Fire Marshall Bill' character from "In Living Color" comedy skit show of the early 90's played by Jim Carrey.
When hot boxing the car like we use to as teenagers, not only did it bring back some good nostalgic feelings but also some not so fun things like the moment you realize during a stoned monologue about whatever stony minds tend to ponder about just ranting away happily to the sudden urgent need to wet your whistle as lips get curled under and above your gum line and tongue becomes impossible to use correctly in speech as it gets stuck to roof of your mouth. your friends all look at one another and all painfully laugh cause we all have cotton face with lips above the gum line. Roll the window down and lets get a drink !
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by Luv H8 Luv March 1, 2024
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Sour-faced

Feeling salty or disappointed after what you said also feeling very stupid.
You're just sour-faced for saying that.
by ÇB-ÜNÎT April 21, 2017
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Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match
"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"
by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021
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Putting my face on

I'll be 20 minutes!! I'm just putting my face on!
by tetcha November 26, 2013
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Influencer Face

All social media influencers have the same face because they get the same plastic surgery procedures done and do their makeup similarly.
You know someone is gona be thirsty for clout if they have influencer face.
by sunny dunny June 2, 2021
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face time

The climatic instance when a man cover's his grateful partner's face with sperm during ejaculation.
" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."

"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."
by sharpman July 31, 2005
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