beef jerky dog

Tony’s friends dead dog

look at Tony’s beef jerky dog

by Caorlisn December 26, 2020

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

Temu dog

A large rabbit

Look at that temu dog over there, its huge.

by sniff my toes September 22, 2023

GET THE DOG

If your ever fucking chasing that 3 metered flatty you'd say "oh fuck me get the dog!"

"OI CUNT GET THE DOG!"

by anonymous July 16, 2023

One for the dogs

A classic variation of the popular saying one for the books also see - cock of the dog.

This trip has been one for the dogs.

by ABigRed February 2, 2024