get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

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Gorilla Face

When you give a girl a dirty sanchez and then rip out some of her pubes and throw them on her face where they stick to the feces

She thought it was just a dirty sanchez, but i full on Gorilla Faced her.

by Bbbb.biz July 2, 2019

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cloakroom face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a rather unpleasant nightclub cloakroom worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than to redirect this misery upon your fine self... and your coats

Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloakroom face on... she must be on the blob

by elvis_in_lace January 8, 2024

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cookin in the face

Also can be shortened as "cookin." basically means you're high as fuck.

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "you cookin?"
Person 2- "yeah I'm high as hell"

by Thedutchessofnewjersey December 26, 2015

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Pants-face

When pants are flipped upside down they can sometimes resemble a face.

"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."

"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

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