a dick face is someone who has the head of their dick. he is tall and has a huge head, and a hole in the top of their head. cream can come out of their hole and flood the earth. thats how the world will end.
by jfiobspyuhgbonues pyducfb9pnsd November 17, 2021
Get the dick facemug. The equivalent of ‘resting bitch face’ for an animal. Often seen on cats when it looks like they are angry, irritated, or about to attack you, but they’re actually relaxed and it’s just their face.
“Omg your cat is so angry, I’m scared it will attack me”
“Nah they’re all good, it’s just their resting fluff face, they are super friendly really!”
“Nah they’re all good, it’s just their resting fluff face, they are super friendly really!”
by Lasherbradley January 4, 2022
Get the resting fluff facemug. The loop your face makes when you’re listening but not very interested, I.E., An eye roll, nod, deep sigh, or nom-sincere smile. Sometimes unintentional, but can be done deliberately for effect.
Usually under two seconds long, and usually sarcastic or born out of sheer boredom and a desire to be polite when you’d rather be anywhere else. Also used as profile pictures on popular internet sites.
Usually under two seconds long, and usually sarcastic or born out of sheer boredom and a desire to be polite when you’d rather be anywhere else. Also used as profile pictures on popular internet sites.
(At a dinner party, trying to tell a story)
*The person adjacent to you, nodding and smiling over and over again*
“I was trying to tell you about this, but you’re just using a resting gif-face with me”
Alternatively, “Yeah, I don’t really care about their story, so I blanked and used my resting gif-face.
Or, “Man I rewatched that video I was in, I totally had a resting gif-face”
*The person adjacent to you, nodding and smiling over and over again*
“I was trying to tell you about this, but you’re just using a resting gif-face with me”
Alternatively, “Yeah, I don’t really care about their story, so I blanked and used my resting gif-face.
Or, “Man I rewatched that video I was in, I totally had a resting gif-face”
by Moth??? June 18, 2021
Get the Resting gif-facemug. person 1: yeah, zack chose sophie over sarah
person 2: i mean.. i would've too
person 1: true bro sophie totally faced her
person 2: i mean.. i would've too
person 1: true bro sophie totally faced her
by anonymous June 2, 2022
Get the facedmug. A face that exhibits the quality of a hoe: dick sucking lips, probably heavy eyeliner or something
Not to be confused with "hoe phase".
Not to be confused with "hoe phase".
by Queen Thy February 18, 2023
Get the hoe facemug. by orignalman March 11, 2023
Get the face rasinmug. When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the Egg on my facemug.