cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

shroom sex

The act of shoving shrooms up a man's asshole and eating them from it

"We totally had shroom sex last night"

by whiteboard forehead March 4, 2023

Sex

Something you'll never have.

Dude, you're never gonna have sex.

by pinkwh0reee February 12, 2022

Sex

The activity of squeezing a bottle of shampoo into someone’s anal cavity

“Chris had sex with Amy”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

sex

fuck me right now. that's all.
te amo babe

sabrina: i want to be fucked.
david: okay let's have sex.

by iNeedYourVaginaRightNow December 29, 2022

Sex

something people do to get pregnant where the male puts his erect penis in his girls vagina or pussy.

We have had sex with each other and our parents know.

by The Greatest Pseudonym November 29, 2024