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SEX

I had sex with your mom last night as usual
by SuperSexyRexy July 22, 2023
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Sex

the act of passionately inserting one’s big throbbing fat cock into another’s wet glistening gargantuan pussy hole repeatedly to create an elegant slapping nose while moaning aggressively

To give an example of this:

(Insert generic name of man) tucked a strand of hair behind (insert generic name of woman)’s hair. Her eyes burned with lust as he stared intently into (insert name of woman)’s breasts. He gently peeled the bra off of her voluptuous breasts and kneaded her chest. She moaned against him and became a squirming mess underneath his touch. (Insert generic name of man) pushed her down into their bed.

“I’m going to make you beg for me tonight” he whispered into her ears

(Insert generic name of woman) purred at his dominance.

“Aren’t you a moaning mess underneath me”

(Insert generic name of woman) stared at him and nodded intently

(Insert generic name of man) removed her panties and took a moment to admire her. Her pussy looked so perfect and f able (you can put that in) just for him.

He began gently rubbing her clit with a finger, rubbing gentle circles until she was completely wet. He then inserted two fingers into her, and tested his perfect little slut.

“Are you a good girl?”

“Y-yes”

“Would you like my cock?”

(Insert generic name of woman) nodded her head lightly

“Mmm such a good little slut for me”
Insert generic name of man) unbuckled his belt and began inserting his big throbbing fat cock into her wet glistening gargantuan pussy hole repeatedly to elicit an elegant slapping nose while they both moaned aggressively. Example of Sex in an everyday colloquial sentence.
by Defyne August 18, 2023
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Cyber Sex

We’re you have sex over a phone or laptop
*texting*
Ready to fuck me daddy?
Oh yeah cyber sex here we comeeeee
by I.don’t.care_6 May 6, 2020
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Cost of living sex

When you and your partner lie in bed together pleasuring yourselves until you both climax. Zero use for condoms and contraception and you still can't fall pregnant. Therefore it's free! Extremely useful during the world's current (2024) cost of living crisis.
My partner and I, are currently going through some financial difficulties. So we tried the " cost of living sex position
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant
by Assfroboy February 8, 2024
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sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.
Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?
by ajkl19 July 28, 2018
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sex dreds

The knots you get in the back of your hair (often called "the kitchens") from being pounded against a flat, non-satiny surface while in the prone position during epic and lengthy missionary-style fucking.
Damn, that Mormon boy I dragged in after he rang my doorbell? I thought he'd be a two-minute man, but no--sex dreds!
by thatmisscarly December 9, 2012
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sex with myself

It means to FUCKING LISTEN IN CLASS WHILE YOUR DOING PORN
I had sex with myself
by Matteo Suck me balls May 14, 2023
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