Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Strait-not-face

Someone who does not not know how to spell “Straight”.

Person 1 typing: Ooh, he said that with a strait face.

Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.

by Khourschet March 4, 2021

mang face

A cool ass smart dog.

"Did your dog really just get you a beer?!! Dang that is one mang face dog"

by Mama Lyds March 20, 2016

Resting Whatthefuckula Face

1: When a Kim Dracula fan constantly looks confused.

2: The Kim Dracula fan base version of resting bitch face.

You have resting whatthefuckula face, you might want to fix that before going in there.

by LXXLoveRoulette September 19, 2023

face mask

The practice of busting onto your woman's face after getting horny on your spa day.

Yo girl lemme give you a face mask.

by Skywalker1213 April 14, 2021

Face wrestle

Face wrestle is when yu wan make out witha nigga and or bitch ..

I can’t wait to face wrestle witchyo tonight.

by Pedrolavine February 13, 2019

Face-paint

When a male covers a woman’s face in semen.

He gave her a good face-paint.

by Tajjytajj May 11, 2025