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Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
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Hot-fudge sundae

To defecate warm diarrhea on a male's testicles.
Hey baby, you wanna give me that hot-fudge sundae I love so much.

Hmm, I could do with a hot-fudge sundae right about now.

Hot-fudge sundaes give me tingles all up my asshole.
by Cheeckybuttlove June 9, 2019
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Hot Shit

Just another way to say 'so cool' or 'so great'. Most likely originated from US fighter pilots and their slang.
Ex 1
He thinks he's hot shit just because his daddy buys him any pair of J's that he wants. But let's see that bitch nigga on the court.

Ex 2
That wing-wiper thinks he is such hot shit because he pilots an F-16 and dropped some eggs on some towelheads. But let's see him handle the superior maneuvering capabilities and speed of the F-22.
by Loyal_Michigander August 31, 2014
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the hot fudge sundae

the act of cumming in a woman’s butt while she is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
i was over this girls house last night and we did the hot fudge sundae
by swizzle_dizzle January 20, 2023
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Guadalajara hot scarf

When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.
What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?
by Bballdemon July 8, 2022
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Hot Pocketing

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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