old face syndrome

OFS for short, when a girl or guy looks way older than they are. Could be caused by too much sun, smoking, makeup or bad genes.

His new girlfriend has old face syndromeand she's younger than me!

by Leedubs84 August 1, 2015

cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus

Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?

by Wannabe BC August 27, 2016

North Face invasion

When a large number of people wear The North Face jackets in a given area. This is also, but not limited to, other products of The North Face.

Robert: Hey Josh, look at all those people over there wearing The North Face jackets.
Josh: Yeah, it's like a North Face invasion.

by Josh1510 December 12, 2008

Shwasty Face

The point of consuming so much alcohol that you go past the point of being wasted, take two turns and black out drunk and arrive and shwasty face.

Chris drank so much whiskey last night. He was pretty shwasty face.

by fallenangel January 25, 2013

Chocolate Face

A black male, that that tries to keep a 'low profile', and be inconspicuous in his community.

" He really is a genuine 'Chocolate Face'. No make up."

by Dr Meng September 15, 2020

Poop Face

A face that has the appearance that it just got done eating shit.

A shocked grumpy face.

Damn shrek you got a poop face goin on.

by Ian the fatrole July 8, 2019

Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025