Cock Wash

To wash another with your own wet cock.
1) “I’m gonna wash the shit out of you with my cock.”

2) “You wanna get cock washed you fucking asshole?”

3) “Keep talking like that and you’re about abut to get cock washed.”

4) “The utilities are 2 days days over due and I gotta pay $5.72 for a late fee? You wanna get a cockwashing in the mouth?”
by PurplePenisPumpernickle August 18, 2021
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Pure dick/cock

Pure dick is the one who through good nature and intentions, steps up on the rights of others, and/or cause you to feel nothing bad about them for their nice behaviour is quite charmful and humble

Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you
Hey kid, can you go the store in town to buy me a sunscreen?

No

Well you got a bike, just do it

No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)
by Thermal-pulse-puller December 30, 2022
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Maddy Cock

Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.
Ex. “Oh my god, Maddy Cock slept for another 19 hours!” “That Maddy Cock for ya🤣🤣🤣”
by karrot November 22, 2021
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Reverse cock sucking

When someone has a cock coming out of their mouth
Person one: I like your nicolas cage underwear with a hole cut in the mouth. It looks like he is reverse cock sucking.

Person two: Thanks. I wanted to show off nicolas cage's reverse cock sucking lips.
by Anime shawty January 23, 2021
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cock-a-doo invasion force

Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.
The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.
by ScottSullivan October 22, 2018
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cocks you said?

A typical response where you just randomly bring it up when you’re having a conversation with someone.
“Hey have you seen that new movie that came out last week?”

Cocks you said?”
by Unkownthedown September 15, 2018
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moby cock

a man whos cock was white one side and black on the other.
when he was on board he loved huge dick cum lord, world of peniscraft, he loved tiny green cock

and sucking a mans nothing.
moby cock would die for a 10 inch pussy

nah a little black white green blue yellow orange purple pink gray looong nothing
by Tommaso the cockmoster June 09, 2017
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