Balls

The most amazing thing created by the universe

You may forget your homework and your teacher asks “Jimithin where’s thy homework?” And you’d say “balls”

by Tittysucker9thousand October 1, 2021

my balls

my balls

my balls

by TehTardNugget August 6, 2022

magic balls

used to refer to a man who lasts longer in bed than a woman.

“julia, mike has some real magic balls!”

by stoopidass March 24, 2019

North Carolina sandy meat ball

When you receive a hand job on a public beach and when you finish you ejaculate on the sand, then proceed to form into a ball shape and make your partner eat it.

Luke gave that girl a North Carolina Sandy Meat Ball last night.

by Audrey from Maryland August 19, 2021

100 chocolate balls

What Teardrop turned into Two for episode 6 of TPOT, or the power of two, and what tree found first, but teardrop used instead.

Look! 100 Chocolate balls! *Walks away and Teardrop uses them to turn into Two*

by Dumb lesbian December 4, 2023

Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.

Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.

by Captain Smoothwater September 2, 2022

Balls deep

When you thrust your erect penis into a gentleman’s behind (ass).

‘I was balls deep in Ishaq last night.’
‘The other night, Levi was hanging out of the back of me, balls deep, woah! I shuddered’

by Wyatt_define July 7, 2024