A different kind of human beings, who think they're cool because they run on the streets and make their friends laugh. Which is most likely the reason aliens won't make contact with us.
by Prodigy02 November 18, 2015
Owns juul,owns supreme,plays fortnite 24/7 and watches Ninja,has acne,dose fortnite dances everywhere,has a 800 snap chat streak and clears browser history.
by S303 June 12, 2018
A Pathetic day in the calander year. Its just a pathetic retarded exuse for young people to get totally pissed then have sex and get dumped the following morning/afternoon how lame can it get? also whats the point of it? its just another boring day ending and another boring day in the life starting.
ROB: Hey NYE was last night i got so drunk and i got with this chick, fucked her and she dumped me this afternoon cos she claimed she didnt remember getting with me, gutted man.
ME: yes...I feel for you bro about that chick but your point being bro....
ROB: C'mon man its New Years show some spirit.
ME: New Year sis just a crossover of another boring day in the life to another boring day in the life, heck, i may as well celebrat ethe crossover of June 16/17, Like that crossover December 31/January 1 is just another day, like the worlds gunna end, yeh right bruvva.
ROB: you get drunker than drunk on that day.
ME: I can get drunker than drunk on any ol day of the year, even September 3. New Years is no big deal man, Listent o paul McCartney and wings...Its just another day.
ME: yes...I feel for you bro about that chick but your point being bro....
ROB: C'mon man its New Years show some spirit.
ME: New Year sis just a crossover of another boring day in the life to another boring day in the life, heck, i may as well celebrat ethe crossover of June 16/17, Like that crossover December 31/January 1 is just another day, like the worlds gunna end, yeh right bruvva.
ROB: you get drunker than drunk on that day.
ME: I can get drunker than drunk on any ol day of the year, even September 3. New Years is no big deal man, Listent o paul McCartney and wings...Its just another day.
by Brother Number One June 05, 2005
Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.
by big hm December 27, 2022
A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"
*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*
*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*
Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!
Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!
Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!
by Guymans February 05, 2013
Christmas and New Year's Eve are two of the largest items on anyone's social itinerary in a year. Usually they involve much family contact, drinking and general merriment. When combined however, they make reference to the fact you went and had the best time (usually night) of your life.
Dude1: "Hey how was your party at college?"
Dude2: "It was great mate, I gave them Christmas and New Year's!"
Dude2: "It was great mate, I gave them Christmas and New Year's!"
by cypressjim February 04, 2010
by Uejej13 January 01, 2021