360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear

If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore

did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?

by poopiegotnotroopie September 19, 2020

Every Single Year

A national holiday where everyone plays minecraft.

"Carol, what are you doing?"
"Playing For-"
"Stfu, wrong game. It's Minecraft time every single year."

by bruhmoney December 15, 2020

Neutral New Year

For when you dont know if a year will be bad or good

Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!

by Cyberglitch 20101010101 January 6, 2021

Kiss Friend Year

Kiss your friend without getting in any troubble

nah mate, its kiss friend year

by noobmaster666 March 19, 2021

Covid Cease-Fire Year

The precise one-year interval between mass shootings in America, beginning with the onset of the Covid pandemic.

Between 3/16/20 and 3/16/21, mass shootings in America stopped. It was the Covid cease-fire year, and who can answer why they resumed with such force.

by Monkey's Dad April 16, 2021

once a year friend

A friend who isn’t readily available to you even though you swear you’re tight and refer to them as a bestie. Although you genuinely get along well, you’re still not in their top tier of go-to friends. Realistically, you’re just inbox and text buddies who may happen to hang once a year.

She thinks her once a year friends really give a shit about her, they wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire.

by Yellowcard65 July 26, 2021

Slap ass year

Free to slap any girl/guys ass whenever you want until 2023

It’s slap ass year time

by Mudslinger September 30, 2021