A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.
The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.
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A boss ass bitch!She gets what she wants and takes it.She is cool under pressure and is chill.She has boys wrapped around her fingers exept loves one boy.She makes bad love decisions but makes good life descions
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George: Bruh why you walking like a fu**** up duck?
Waylon: Ohhh man I did some heavy a** squats down at der woodshed today!
"Ohh der you have to take me out to de woodshed and put me in a back breaker!!!"
George: Bruh why you walking like a fu**** up duck?
Waylon: Ohhh man I did some heavy a** squats down at der woodshed today!
"Ohh der you have to take me out to de woodshed and put me in a back breaker!!!"
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“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre
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