a remarkable very large tree. he used his fingers like a majestic wizard on his bass. fav hobbies: smoking weed and playing with tiddes.
pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth
pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth
by Babash00keth December 29, 2019
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Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."
by edward_violet December 16, 2009
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When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014
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2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin
2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin
by carmen novenchilagasvie February 5, 2009
Get the ho wood mug.Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.
by Bathurst Channel November 9, 2018
Get the Miss Wood mug.jack: hey bob wanna go in the wood´s tomorrow Bob: yeah but we already been everywhere i mean it is only but so big
jack: yeah but it is still fun Ben: true i mean it is almost like the forest but smaller
jack: yeah but it is still fun Ben: true i mean it is almost like the forest but smaller
by j_kellam November 25, 2019
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Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”
Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”
by Hope-less January 3, 2021
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