Skip to main content

The Wind

In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make
Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023
mugGet the The Wind mug.

Two shits in the wind

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral
by anonymous February 25, 2023
mugGet the Two shits in the wind mug.

because of the wind

The smoke alarm went off because of the wind.
by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023
mugGet the because of the wind mug.

winds picking up

Strong urge to go to the pub is coming on
Geez the winds picking up, we’ll get blown to the pub in a minute
by PezLad70 March 16, 2023
mugGet the winds picking up mug.

three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.
Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
mugGet the three sheets to the wind mug.

Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
mugGet the Wind off a stone mug.

Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
mugGet the Wind off a stone mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email