white unicorn

someone that is rarely seen at work. Even if he does come to work he gets very little accomplished.

has anyone seen the white unicorn today?

by riggerrrrrr September 11, 2010

Unicorn

A theoretical person of either gender in any context whose qualities are so idealized that it precludes their existence. Someone who is literally too good to be true.

Amy: "I've been on seventy four dates in three months and I haven't met any quality guys yet!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"

by RogueEconomist August 13, 2015

unicorn tears

A name for male Ejaculate. Cum or Jizz.

I shot my unicorn tears in Courtney's eye last night.

by Morgasm from gpt June 20, 2010

Unicorn

A pretty girl or woman that loves comic books, sci-fi and gaming. They're out there, but it's impossible to catch one.

"Look at the unicorn buying the X-Men comics"

by Bubble Shoot October 24, 2011

Unicorn

A person you know that is your perfect match, and you could always picture yourself being with them...but you can't have them, or have never dated them, or they have kept you in the friend zone.

Remember my best friend Jimmy Jackson from high school? He is totally my unicorn.

by alexa7590 January 15, 2009

unicock

a penis with one testicle

my friend has a unicock!! EWWWWWW

by ikillunicorns June 1, 2011

unicycle

A man that spins his own wheels. A man that pleasures himself. Pleasure in your own company, no one else.

The lonely man performed a unicycle in the privacy of his own home.

by Dman930 February 21, 2009